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Makeup?
“Have you done something different with your eye makeup?” “Yeah, I put some on.”
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COWORKER: “We’re off to the [female only association] Christmas party this year.” WORKER: “That’ll be an anti sausage-fest. What’s the opposite of a sausage-fest?” COWORKER: “A doughnut-fest. No! An...
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WORKER: “Who is the most famous Jew?” COWORKER: “Albert Einstein!” WORKER: “Not Jesus then?”
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(It was during Movember)
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WORKER: “What’s the word that sounds a little bit like cellulite that you get in tennis rackets?” COWORKER: “Tennis elbow?”
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